Another approach to a business trip report from the field!

I'm out in California this week and for some reason, a bunch of catchy sayings (whom I don't know specifically to credit to) seem to reflect well what is going on out here:

"Shit or get off the pot!" - I love this one. So to the point and at the core of it all!

"Ask for forgiveness, not permission!" - The best way to decide what you're going to do.

"A long story short!" - Get to the point already!

"When a bear is chasing you and a friend in the woods, simply be faster than your friend!" - Focus, folks, it's all about focus!

"I'm really easy to get along with as long as people see it my way!" - This sums it up for a bunch of people out here.

"You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers!" - Know who you're dealing with!

"This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting." - God I do hate cubicles and generic McOffices!

"Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done!" - On that note...........until next time!